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24-06-2011, 23:43
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Best 'Online One-Liner' Award.
Alle fantastische One-liners op internet wil ik bij deze graag met jullie delen. Ideeën zijn natuurlijk altijd welkom.
- Bend the rules, Rule the bends. - Handling > Horsepower ... Yeah right! - You never have too much horsepower...You're just low on grip. - Offset = Everything. by: HellaFlush - Low is a lifestyle. by: Mitta & StanceWorks - Paint 'n Chrome wont get you home. - Speed never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what get you. by: Jeremy Clarkson - Gaat het niet...dan schaad het niet. - Change the cars features, not it's heritage. - Wie mooi wil zijn moet pijn leiden, Wie laag wil zijn moet omrijden. by: redjetta - Liever een ster in m'n ruit dan op m'n motorkap. - I rather push a VW then drive a F*RD. - When in doubt, go flat out. by: Colin McRae - Never drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly. by: Geoff89 - If you can read this, I'm having Turbo-lag. - Bags are for Groceries. - Praise the Lowered. - I used all of my sick days, so i called in dead. - Nostalgia isn't what it used to be. - Als ik door iedereen leuk aardig gevonden wil worden, was ik wel Cliniclown geworden. by: De Pul - Veeel nedrglands gehebt......,wijnig gehielpt. by: bivw 16vg60 - You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice. - Welcome to the Internet; where Men are Men, Women are Men and Little Girls are FBI Agents. by: Tjaap - I intend to live forever. So far, so good. - I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness. - If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining. - My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too - I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car. by: Jel Golf 2 GTI - If I agree with you we'd both be wrong. - Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up. - Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were. - My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch. - A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station. - The shinbone is a device for finding furniture when the lights are out. - Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs. - Girls are like phones...Love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected. - Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer. - I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...So I said "Implants?" - Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship. - A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip. - A bus is a vehicle that drives twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it. - Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat. Als iemand deze One-liners gebruikt als Quote of Signature, meld het even, dan zet ik zijn/haar naam erbij. Een aantal zijn hier namelijk van het forum. Nogmaals, post je eigen ideeën maar in. MVG, Lasse
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25-06-2011, 00:31
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a joint a day keeps the doc away
 I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.  EDIT: top 100 best onlinerstop 100
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Who am I? => Me I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather.. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
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25-06-2011, 07:31
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beter negatief dan seropositief...
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25-06-2011, 08:28
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Gelezen op een gebouw in Antwerpen...........en door mij nu ook wel vaker gebruikt:
Niets is geheel waar......en zelfs dat niet !!
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25-06-2011, 08:31
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Hier staan er ook nog een hoop: http://www.volksforum.com/forum/sho...ighlight=quotes
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25-06-2011, 12:10
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IF IT HAS TITS OR WHEELS, IT WILL GIVE YOU PROBLEMS
SOMMIGEN ZIJN HOOG OPGELEID, IK BEN SNEL AFGELEID ALS HET NIET GAAT ZOALS HET MOET, DAN MOET HET MAAR ZOALS HET GAAT En een hele mooie: Quote:
Allesomvattend lijkt me
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29-06-2011, 13:25
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Liever een ster in mijn vooruit dan een vooruit in mijn ster.
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03-07-2011, 16:45
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Daar zijn idd veel varianten op. Allemaal leuk, maar echt te veel om ze allemaal te posten. Anyway Goed bezig allemaal.MVG, Lasse
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03-07-2011, 20:25
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werken is leuk! het kost alleen zoveel vrije tijd!
vandaag gehoord op t terras! geniaal!
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mijn Bora Variant wie breed wil rijden moet regelmatig nieuwe wiellagers monteren!
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09-07-2011, 12:20
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van werken ga je niet dood maar toch neem ik liever geen risico.
Michael
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10-07-2011, 19:43
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Wie niet steelt of erft,
moet werken tot hij sterft.
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12-08-2011, 13:58
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You can either agree with me, or be wrong!
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12-08-2011, 15:20
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I allways tell the truth, even when i lie Zie ook: http://www.volksforum.com/forum/showthread.php?t=12253 Last edited by bobby-digital : 12-08-2011 at 15:24.
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16-08-2011, 17:53
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Even gepikt van Scooter (en dus Engels uitspreken met een Duits accent).
It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice.
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