Only one that might be able to help you out on the translation is Mike right? all the dutchies are members here, and believe me, they will more likely fuck you over then us (exept for pascal, but he loooooooooves you)

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uh huh... yeah... sure...
dunno how much i trust a man with a Dutch-Irish accent to translate to English...