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Subject: ATM machine
>>
>>>> A sign in the Bank Lobby reads:
>> "Please note that this Bank is installing new
>> "Drive-through" teller machines. Customers will be
>> able to withdraw cash without leaving their vehicles.
>> To enable customers to use this new facility the
>> following procedures have been drawn up. Please read
>> the procedure that applies to your own circumstances,
>>
>> MALE or FEMALE, and remember them when you use the
>> machine for the first time."
>>>>
>>>> MALE PROCEDURE
>>>> 1 Drive up to the cash machine.
>>>> 2 Put down your car window.
>>>> 3 Insert card into machine and enter PIN.
>>>> 4 Enter amount of cash required and withdraw.
>>>> 5 Retrieve card, cash and receipt
>>>> 6 Put window up
>>>> 7 Drive off
>>>>
>>>> FEMALE PROCEDURE
>>>> 1 Drive up to cash machine
>>>> 2 Reverse and back up the required amount to align
>>>> car window to machine
>>>> 3 Set parking Brake, put the window down
>>>> 4 Find handbag, remove all contents on to passenger
>> >>seat to locate card.
>>>> 5 Turn the radio down
>>>> 6 Attempt to insert card into machine
>>>> 7 Open car door to allow easier access to machine
>> >>due to its excessive
>>>> distance from the car
>>>> 8 Insert card
>>>> 9 Re-insert card the right way up
>>>> 10 Dig through handbag to find diary with your PIN
>> >> written on the inside back page
>>>> 11 Enter PIN.
>>>> 12 Press cancel and re-enter correct PIN.
>>>> 13 Enter amount of cash required
>>>> 14 Check make up in rear view mirror
>>>> 15 Retrieve cash and receipt
>>>> 16 Empty handbag again to locate wallet and place
>>>> cash inside
>>>> 17 Place receipt in back of checkbook
>>>> 18 Re-check make-up again
>>>> 19 Drive forward 2 feet
>>>> 20 Reverse back to cash machine
>>>> 21 Retrieve card
>>>> 22 Re-empty hand bag, locate card holder, and place
>>>> card into the slot provided
>>>> 23 Give appropriate one-fingered hand signal to
>>>> irate male driver queuing behind
>>>> 24 Restart stalled engine and pull off
>>>> 25 Drive for 2 to 3 miles
>>>> 26 Release Parking Brake

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