Originally Posted by Big Caddy

well, you'll find something. miami is a tough town. some of the northern towns are a bit more laid back.

you obviously want:

Warm weather
Clean living
Quality peeps
good roads
employment
women

not in that order

find a nice quiet subburb. buy a ranch house. commute a little and buy some mad ho's. pound'em and have them make you a sammich bish.