Originally Posted by donotcometoflorida

Hello everyone,

Please appreciate my car. You may be able to tell that I frequent an internet car forum of some kind by a close inspection of my modification choices. I have lowered my vehicle by altering the suspension. This is often done to portray a sense of disregard and, as a result, makes me admired amongst my peers for my toughness. Then, I must select from a narrow range of wheels. This is a culture, after all, and all cultures have their specific customs. So I chose a wheel and tire combo that is tried-and-true from amongst forum elders.

After a good wash, I apply a few stickers in a diagonal fashion across some parts of my car. This is show people my affiliations. It's best to use rare stickers so as to conjure up some feelings of envy by those individuals admiring my vehicle.

Once I arrive at my destination, I lower my car to the lowest point possible using my bag suspension controller located in my car. Then I grab my camera and tripod and turn gas stations, parking lots, and industrial areas(with graffiti) into a photography studio so I can share my vehicle on internet forums for review by my forum elders. Even though we don't drive around daily at the ride-height we use for impressing one another with our pictures, it's our culture to ignore this important detail and to praise one another for being "so low".

If the day was an absolute success, one of my peers would have taken a picture of me being ticketed by a police officer for being "too low". This is the ultimate badge of honor in our culture. One should be so lucky.

Thanks for reading, and thank you for admiring my vehicle.