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Alle fantastische One-liners op internet wil ik bij deze graag met jullie delen. Ideeën zijn natuurlijk altijd welkom.

- Bend the rules, Rule the bends.

- Handling > Horsepower ... Yeah right!

- You never have too much horsepower...You're just low on grip.

- Offset = Everything.
by: HellaFlush

- Low is a lifestyle.
by: Mitta & StanceWorks

- Paint 'n Chrome wont get you home.

- Speed never killed anybody. Suddenly becoming stationary, that's what get you.
by: Jeremy Clarkson

- Gaat het niet...dan schaad het niet.

- Change the cars features, not it's heritage.

- Wie mooi wil zijn moet pijn leiden, Wie laag wil zijn moet omrijden.
by: redjetta

- Liever een ster in m'n ruit dan op m'n motorkap.

- I rather push a VW then drive a F*RD.

- When in doubt, go flat out.
by: Colin McRae

- Never drive faster than your guardian Angel can fly.
by: Geoff89

- If you can read this, I'm having Turbo-lag.

- Bags are for Groceries.

- Praise the Lowered.

- I used all of my sick days, so i called in dead.

- Nostalgia isn't what it used to be.

- Als ik door iedereen leuk aardig gevonden wil worden, was ik wel Cliniclown geworden.
by: De Pul

- Veeel nedrglands gehebt......,wijnig gehielpt.
by: bivw 16vg60

- You do not need a parachute to skydive. You only need a parachute to skydive twice.

- Welcome to the Internet; where Men are Men, Women are Men and Little Girls are FBI Agents.
by: Tjaap

- I intend to live forever. So far, so good.

- I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

- If God is watching us, the least we can do is be entertaining.

- My psychiatrist told me I was crazy and I said I want a second opinion. He said okay, you're ugly too

- I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandfather. Not screaming and yelling like the passengers in his car.
by: Jel Golf 2 GTI

- If I agree with you we'd both be wrong.

- Children: You spend the first 2 years of their life teaching them to walk and talk. Then you spend the next 16 years telling them to sit down and shut-up.

- Hospitality: making your guests feel like they're at home, even if you wish they were.

- My mother never saw the irony in calling me a son-of-a-bitch.

- A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where a train stops. On my desk, I have a work station.

- The shinbone is a device for finding furniture when the lights are out.

- Some people are like Slinkies ... not really good for anything, but you can't help smiling when you see one tumble down the stairs.

- Girls are like phones...Love to be held and talked to, but if you press the wrong button you get disconnected.

- Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

- I saw a woman wearing a sweat shirt with "Guess" on it...So I said "Implants?"

- Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake a whole relationship.

- A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you'll look forward to the trip.

- A bus is a vehicle that drives twice as fast when you are after it as when you are in it.

- Never hit a man with glasses. Hit him with a baseball bat.

Als iemand deze One-liners gebruikt als Quote of Signature, meld het even, dan zet ik zijn/haar naam erbij.
Een aantal zijn hier namelijk van het forum.
Nogmaals, post je eigen ideeën maar in.

MVG, Lasse